March 15, 2006

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10 Reasons Why Programming Is Like Drinking

1. The more I program, the bigger my waistline gets
2. While I think being a programmer makes me interesting, people who don't program would appear to disagree
3. When I'm not programming, I think about programming
4. It's hard to meet nice women who share my love of programming
5. I started programming seriously at college
6. I knew things had gone from bad to worse when I started programming at home in secret
7. Sometimes I read my own code in the morning and I think "hey, I don't remember writing that"...
8. The only other time I order pizza is when I'm programming
9. It's the children who really suffer
10. The first step to recovery is admitting you have a runtime error

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